MLScherbatov's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dead Detention #5]

the "run" minigame made no sense and i had 5 seconds left by the time i even figured out what i was supposed to do. cmon man, wario ware has been around for years - it's not so hard to add a little instruction when you're working with so many bite sized mini games. all you've gotta say is "click and drag" or something simple like that. i had similar issues with the boss battle, but didnt have any major problems because the games themselves arent difficult.
music was ok, graphics and the general aesthetic were fine. this was quick and entertaining, so i'll give it a 4 despite my qualms with the minigames.

[Pokemon Beige Version]

why would you use both space and enter? i dont understand why so many people use control schemes that force the player to move their hands around so much. you're only using the arrow keys and one action, so why are there two separate buttons for it that you cant reach at the same time?
this is funny, tho... the magikarp actually made me jump lol

[Pico's School Reunion]

why would you even bother with the spacebar when you already have a cursor? it's hard to position pico right to target certain objects, and i know im not the only one who was stuck outside for a frustrating amount of time before realizing that clicking only works on your inventory. I had already checked the desks in the first classroom twice before deciding i was stuck and having to read the comments, and even then i spent at least 2 minutes straight going in and out of the room and walking in circles around the desk before i could get it to react. after that, when i used the blacklight on the photo, i couldnt get it to go away and was stuck looking at the combination for an infuriating number of clicks. later, darnell was incredibly unresponsive as well. my pc isnt lagging and nothing else is messing up so im pretty sure you have some issues to iron out here...
The music is nice, the graphics are fine, and overall it's a decent game most of the way through, but it really doesn't have much of the pico we know and love besides the poster in the janitors closet (im assuming that was a girl vomiting) and the setting being the same. it's too much like a lot of point and clicks that ive seen with these same pixel graphics (whats that one the door or something), just with less detail. Also why does the story have to take such a huge jump as soon as i save both my friends? you could have at least added one more clue that led to the urinal instead of just jumping straight to the interrogation chamber plus like the entire ending made no sense because why would you drug yourself and then save your friends and pay actors to be there if you'd already captured pico yo like cmon what even is this shit this makes 0 sense

[Hatchet Harry]

im not really sure why this has such a high rating. the concept is funny and the movie reference is on point, as well as the graphics being decent, but the gameplay itself just kinda sucks and is far too one dimensional

[Vesna]

looks cool and the music is pretty but like most people here im having trouble with the wall jumping. i realize that the stamina meter goes down and that you cant jump etc when it's run out, but i still couldnt even get past the first series of moving platforms and lost interest. it's ok to have difficult platforming in your game, but when the first obstacle is so difficult and the controls so shakey, i dont think most people will end up even playing this

[A Dragon Named Coal]

this is great, but the dialogue and the intro moved too slow. u should think about adding a control to skip through this stuff

CleverCrowGames responds:

Hit escape on your keyboard to skip cutscenes. Intro screens will be skippable at some point.

[CB Crystal Forever]

im all for this attempt. i loved that game kiwi 64, and i grew up with crash bandicoot, but this does need some work!!! my biggest issue is slow move speed and the fact that the game doesnt grab my cursor, so if i turn too far to one side and then click it moves focus to another window or clicks ads/ etc
i hope to see a finished version (or at least a more developed one) soon!

HydroGamer responds:

This is the demo version. Full version coming soon

[Super Audio Spectrum]

this game is misogynist ok why cant u make gender neutral noises when u jump ok

[Bloody Hell]

screen should scroll. or u should let us come out the other side when we go to the edge. otherwise, cool game

[Luckslinger Full Demo]

frickin dope